chadontop:

looks like me

chadontop:

looks like me

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


grillledcheese:

pat pat pat pat

grillledcheese:

pat pat pat pat

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)



Zoe Saldana photographed for Harper’s Bazaar Arabia, September 2012

(via barebackinq)


You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

(via jenasaurus)


frankenpeters:

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

basically yes

frankenpeters:

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

basically yes

(via baelingual)


shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

(via sociopathintheimpala)


pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

(via itsmemacleod)


genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via heart)


gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

(via lokidokeyartichoki)


scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via magicul)


But I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.
Olivia Wilde (via purplebuddhaproject)

(via standupandkeepgoing)


chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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(via dulect)



lady-dixon:

Nicki Minaj is actually one of my favorite people.

I watched like 5 minutes of American Idol, and this kid was….not so good. While everyone else was laughing at him, she comforted him, told him to come to the desk and held his hand as she told him that even though singing might not be his forte, he could do so much because he’s young and full of life. And has a lot of guts going on the show. Then she gave him a hug.

Seriously I don’t understand how people hate her????

(via toocooltobehipster)